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thedorito:

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and imagehello

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gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

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well-meaning adult: so where do you want to go to college?
me: [sweats nervously] STARFLEET ACADEMY
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keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

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netflixer:

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nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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sammythemightymoose:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin



Did you take that first picture with your eyes

sammythemightymoose:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

Did you take that first picture with your eyes