wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink50 Shades of No Proper Aftercare
lets blow this joint
AND FUCK SHIT UP
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
but consider this: vampires who turn into fruit bats